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Family: Kids on Love Signs that you are no longer a kid Chicken crosses the road Quickies and one-liners Concert review The Rabbi and the Pope Actual answers to 6th grade history test The art thief (Groan!) Stupid criminals Bank loan Bricklayer's report Bump ...Bump ...Bump in the night How to give a pill to a cat Don't despair... Heavenly computing contest Oily leprechaun tale Great lines from job evaluations Animal lover Human resources exec at the pearly gates Mahatma Gandhi's feet The worst blonde joke (ever) Special Irish joke section: Digging holes Long fall Astronaut Irish soup Manure Driving Airlines Shooting ducks Irishmen shopping Finnegan's wife Young love Pub talk Motorbike ride More pub talk Potato patch Marry my girls Plane landing New Meanings Terrible cow joke (very British) New Screen-cleaning technology Be Careful around Old People Australian humour	Clean: Great Marketing Screw Ups Computer problems Drunken drivers The facts of life Dictionary of Hollywood phrases Musicians jokes The Edward Bulwar Lytton Prize What we have learned from the movies Gates of heaven Nuns in Europe 30 years to go Drunk on the subway Little boy and his train Questionable theories The ugly baby on the bus Silly answering machine messages Lawyers in heaven The best chicken joke ever Nervous at mass Golf lessons Another parrot joke Computer gender His and hers Cash Machines Spielberg's composers Virus alert The shipwrecked Scotsman Drunken Irishman Two Irishmen catch the bus Signs of the 90s Alcoholic wisdom Cats & Dogs The blonde with a glass eye Nelson Mandela delivery Five things Scottish humour(!) Low carb diet A Nun's tale Tropical Valentine The Welshman	More clean jokes: The world's worst "A bear walks into a bar" joke A frog's tale How to handle stress Latest terms to add to your vocabulary Good excuse Special Canadian Jokes section Lover in the closet Woman at the bar Yet another pearly gates joke The 1999 Darwin Awards Always wanted to know what they mean...! Blonde blow job Yet another dumb blonde joke (please stop sending these in...) Special British Humour section Dolly and the Queen Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic? Another parrot joke At last, a blond guy joke Guide to drinking Idiots are everywhere Confessional leads A brief history of time The truth about men and women West Indian humour Yet another Irishmen in a pub joke More West Indian humour Yuh know yuh is a Trini if..... The six bikers prawn joke Quasimodo's replacement Asking the right question Blonde twins Ferrari vs moped Pope joke Admiral Nelson at Trafalgar Special computer helpline section Two Mexicans and the Bacon Tree Essex Hurricane Appeal (very British) Did Prince Philip fart? Tommy Cooper one-liners
Filth: The Norwegian starlet joke Genie Stiff parrot How to do it Kennedy and Lincoln Rooster The Farmer and his Cow The Farmer and his Pig Miss Bea's Condom The Historical Origin of the Middle Finger Are you normal ? Halloween Mirror, Mirror Nuns confession The Teacher and the Blackboard Mums talking about their sons Noisy orgasm Old couple at breakfast Theme party Irish version of above party joke What's a mohyl...? Smells I, the Penis.... What is Hell? Flight Conversation Irish lovers	More Filth: Pheasant in a field Pakistani sandals A day at the races Santa and the Cop Daffy Duck Little girl and the bird Sex laws from around the world Sharing Clinton quickie Definitions Maternity ward And at last here are some for both the girls and the boys: - Questions and Answers Irishman's last wish More Questions and Answers Adam & Eve Grandpa in hosptal Tennis elbow Thumbs Ski weekend Another St. Peter at the gates of heaven joke Aztec father and son joke Abstinence test	Even more filth: Millennium Year Application Software System Nuns on their bikes A day on the beach How to understand one another Men are like.... More men are like..... Naughty Tatoo Ten top reasons for being..... Prison vs Work ... and the answer is...? Forty years of marriage Adult questions and answers Going on a date Date at the front door True radio phone-in transcript Sick dick 3 convicts on their way to jail Who's the father? Thermometer joke Another woman in a bar joke Penis van Lesbian: actor Pay your bills Rindercella spoonerism tale Don's Christmas present
Totally politically unacceptable: Cultural differences Men & women How to choose a wife Mickey and Minnie in court A dictionary for women Top 10 reasons for being..... Men are like.... Really awful things about women How to handle stress Tatoo joke Polish aircrash Dumb blonde jokes Dumb men jokes More dumb blonde jokes Sperm count Childrens Books You'll Probably Never See Software Problems IRS aftermath	And even worse: ADVICE TO WOMEN (be careful with this one..) (..and this one too) WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER Quick, easy-to-understand guide to political ideologies  A few female questions answered... The worst blonde joke ever  Top tips for women Blonde home improvement How to speak about girls and be politically correct How to speak about men and be politically correct Top 20 reasons why chocolate is better than sex The priest and his big fish French leave Vegas hooker Joyce's awful old peoples' home joke	And, finally, be warned before you read on : the following jokes are really REALLY Really disgusting: The poopie list Disgusting world records Top 10 things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day AND the Top 10 things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day Women's guide to blowjob etiquette for men The Nudist Colony Tightrope humour Lady at the bar Terrible shipwreck joke