There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles, so she decided
to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
 
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and
wrote this note:
 
"I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the 
big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 AM.
 
Signed - "The Blonde"
 
She pinned the note inside the boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.
 
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown 
bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
 
Also inside the bag was the following note: "Here is your money. I cannot 
believe that one blonde would do this to another."