The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi
 notices an unusually fancy phone on a side table in the Pope's private
  "What is that phone for?" he asks the pontiff.
  "It's my direct line to the Lord!"
  The Rabbi is skeptical, and the Pope notices. The Holy Father insists that
 the Rabbi try it out, and, indeed, he is connected to the Lord.  The Rabbi
 holds a lengthy discussion with Him.  After hanging up, the Rabbi says, "Thank you
 very much. This is great!  But listen, I want to pay for my phone
  The Pope, of course refuses, but the Rabbi is steadfast and finally, the
 pontiff gives in.  He checks the counter on the phone and says, "All
 right! The charges were 100,000 Lira. ($56)"
  The Chief Rabbi gladly hands over a packet of bills.  A few months later,
 the Pope is in Jerusalem on an official visit.  In the Chief Rabbi's chambers
 he sees a phone identical to his and learns it also is a direct line to the
 The Pope remembers he has an urgent matter that requires divine
 consultation and asks if he can use the Rabbi's phone.  The Rabbi gladly agrees, hands
 him the phone, and the Pope chats away. After hanging up, the Pope offers to
 pay for the phone charges. This time, the Chief Rabbi refuses to accept
 payment. After the Pope insists, the Chief Rabbi relents and looks on the phone
 counter and says, "1 Shekel 50! ($0.42)"
  The Pope looks surprised. "Why so cheap!?"
  The Rabbi smiles and says, "It's a local call."

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