A guy goes to the tatoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000 to
put a $100 bill on his willie.  The artist agrees, but is curious and
asks the man why he wants to do this.
 
The man replies, "I have my reasons which I would rather not tell
right now".
 
So, the artist goes ahead and does the job.  But, all the while he is
anxious with curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on his
penis.
 
So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason why and
says that the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid for the tatoo
if he would just tell the reason for putting a $100 bill on his willie.
 
So, the man consents and offers these three reasons: "First, I like to
play with my money.
 
Second, I like to watch my money grow.
 
And third, and most importantly, the next time my wife wants to blow
$100, she can stay home to do it!