The  Negotiation
 
A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at  work. Her 9
year old son comes home unexpectedly so she puts him in the  closet and
shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover  in the
closet with the little boy. 
 
The little boy says, "Dark in  here" 
The man says, "Yes, it is." 
Boy: "I have a  baseball" 
Man: "That's nice" 
Boy: "Want to buy  it?" 
Man: "No, thanks." 
Boy: "My dad's outside"  
Man: "OK, how much?" 
Boy: "$25." 
 
In the next  few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet  together. 
 
Boy: "Dark in here" 
Man: "Yes, it is"  
Boy: "I have a baseball mitt." 
Remembering the last time, he  asks, "how much?" 
Boy: "$75" 
Man: "Fine"  
 
A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, "Grab your  glove. Let's
go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy  says, "I can't, I
sold them." "How much did you sell them  for", asked his father? Boy: "$100"
Father: "That's  terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that is way
more than those  two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make
you confess,"  They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the confession  booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here,"
The  Priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"