Two Irishmen walking along Kensington High Street when they see a sign.

Suits £5.00
shirts £1.00
trousers £2.50

One said to the other,

"Look at that - we could buy a load of that gear and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune,

When we go in don't say anything let me do the talking cause if they hear our accent they might not serve us, so i'll speak in my best English accent."

They go in and he orders, 50 suits at £5.00
100 shirts at £1.00 and
50 trousers at £2.50

The owner of the shop says "You're Irish aren't you"  he says

"Oh bollocks.....Yes, how the hell did you know that ?"

The owner says,

"This is a dry cleaners !!!!!