A couple were sitting at the breakfast
table one morning when the old
gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here
at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here butt-naked
fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we?" Where upon
the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My
nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago."
"I'm not surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the
other is in your oatmeal"