A LITTLE BOY AND HIS TRAIN
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with
his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop, and her
son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell
off now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who
are returning and want to get on, get your asses on the train now, cause
we're going down the tracks!"
The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now go to you room and stay there
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may go back and play with your train,
but only if you use nice language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all
of you belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and
hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She hears the little boy continue. "For those of you just boarding, we
ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under you seat. Remember,
no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today." Then, the child added, "And for those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR DELAY, see the bitch in the kitchen."