Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

A: 1 U.S. leader


Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

A: A cherry float.


Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A: Beat it - we're closed.


Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?

A: To find a tight seal.


Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?

A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.


Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.


Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?

A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"


Q: Why is air a lot like sex?

A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.


Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

A: K9P.


Q: What's another name for pickled bread?

A: Dill-dough.


Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?

A: She's withholding evidence.


Q: What's the difference between light and hard?

A: You can sleep with a light on.


Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?

A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.


Q: What's the height of conceit?

A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.


Q: What's the definition of macho?

A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.


Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

A: Their balls are just for decoration.


Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?

A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.


Q: Why is divorce so expensive?

A: Because it's worth it.




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