Ski vacation
Jack and his buddy Bob were off for a big skiing weekend. They loaded Jack's mini van and headed North. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there, and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I ask you to stay in the house."
"Not to worry," Jack said, "We'll be glad to stay in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The widow agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. By morning, the weather had cleared and the guys were on their way for a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took a few minutes for him to figure it out, but he finally determined it was from an attorney representing the attractive widow he met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked. "Do you remember that good-looking widow we met on our ski trip up north last winter?"
"Yes I do," replied Bob.
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house, and have sex with her?" asked Jack.
"Why yes I did," replied Bob, embarrassed to have been found out.
"And did you happen to use my name instead of yours when you were with her?" Jack inquired further.
Bob's face turned red. "Yeah, sorry buddy, I'm afraid I did...why do you ask?"
"No need to apologize, Bob. She died and left me everything!!!"