PRISON : You spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell.

WORK : You spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.

PRISON : You get three meals a day.

WORK : You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

PRISON : You get time off for good behavior.

WORK : You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

PRISON : A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

WORK : You carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

PRISON : You watch TV and play games.

WORK : You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

PRISON : You get your own toilet.

WORK : You have to share.

PRISON : They allow your family and friends to visit.

WORK : You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

PRISON : All expenses are paid by taxpayers.

WORK : You pay all the expenses to go to work and they deduct taxes from your

salary to pay for prisoners.

PRISON : You spend most of your life looking through bars on the inside

wanting to get out.

WORK : You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

PRISON : There are wardens who are often sadistic.

WORK : They are called managers.