This Irish joke section is kindly contributed by Chris and Walter from San Francisco (ie I will not be held responsible!):
Pat and Mike took a job on a farm to eke out a meager existence. One day while Pat was baling hay, he sees Mike come running up yelling, "Pat, come quick! Seamus just fell into the manure pit up to his ankles!" Pat was not alarmed in the least. He asked Mike, "If he's only in up to his ankles, can't he just walk out?" "No," said Mike, running off again. "Grab a shovel, and hurry, he fell in head first!"
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