Accountants do it with Double Entry

Acupuncturist do it with a small prick

Ambulance driver comes quicker

Australians do it Down Under

Bach did it using the organ

Bankers do it with interest

Bartenders do it on the Rocks

Batman does it using his Robin

Bookeepers do it for the record

Bosses delegate the task to others

Chess players check their Mates

Cops do it with cuffs

DJs do it on request

Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

Dentist do it orally

Detectives do it under cover

Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers

Elevator men do it up and down

Engineers do it to specifications

Engineers do it to a first order approximation

Firemen do it with a big hose

Frank Sinatra does it his way

Garbagemen come twice a week

Gardeners do it on the bushes

Gas attendants Pump all day

Golfers do it in 18 holes

Landlords do it every 1st of the month

Marketing reps do it on comission

Pizza delivery man comes in 30 minutes or it's free

Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

Zoologists do it with animals

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