- men like sex

- women like sex if they haven't had to cook dinner first

- men have coins in their pockets, on the fridge, on windowsills and by the bed

- women have purses

- men shop if they absolutly have to

- women shop because they absolutly have to

- men sometimes tell lies

- women don't tell lies; they just pretend they bought the coat in the sale

- men pee by the side of the road, on top of mountains and onto bonfires

- women go before they leave the house

- men care about the car they drive

- women like silver ones

- men gain experience

- women gain a reputation

- men think a relationship is over when a women says it is

- women don't really believe a relationship is over when they say it is. they're just trying to teach men a lesson

- mens plans for a weekend away involves deciding on the best route

- womens plans for a weekend away involve a trip to the hairdressers, a diet, two new outfits and 22 pairs of shoes

- men have a penis

- women have more than one erogenous zone

- men stroke a womens hair three times and rub her breast twice

- women prefer foreplay

-men sulk after an argument

-women eat a packet of jaffa cakes and a tub of ice cream

- men like fires

- women like firemen

- men suspect size matters

- women know it does

- men like women to look natural

- women like to look natural too but they just know how long it takes to look that way

- men don't talk on the phone, they don't see the point in chatting to someone they are going to see next month.

- women chat on the phone for hours to someone they are going to see that afternoon