This Irish joke section is kindly contributed by Chris and Walter from San Francisco (ie I will not be held responsible!):
Murphy, O'Brien & Casey were sitting in a bar discussing the words they would like to hear spoken over their coffins at their wakes. Casey says, "I would like them to say 'He was a wonderful family man- he always supported his wife and kids, and they never wanted for anything.'" O' Brien says, "That's lovely Casey. But I would like to hear them say, 'He was a great man in the community - he undertook a lot of projects to make his community a better place.'" Murphy says, "That's very nice, O'Brien. But I would like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!'"
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