This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around
the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this
small sandal shop.
From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You,
foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The
Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They
make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being
the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you
into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Just try them on."
Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded
to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look
in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years--- raw sexual
In a blink of an eye, the husband rushed to the Pakistani man threw him on a table and started tearing at
the guy's pants. All the time the Pakistani man was screaming; "YOU HAVE
THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!"