TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:

 

1: You can GET chocolate.

2: "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

3: Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4: You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5: You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6: You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7: If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

8: Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being

called nasty names.

9: The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

10: You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during

working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

11: You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12: You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13: With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

14: Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

15: You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

16: Good chocolate is easy to find.

17: You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18: You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19: When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

20: With chocolate size doesn't matter.

 


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