An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.
They were all brought to  the same emergency room, but all
three of them died before they arrived. Just as they  were
about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes.
Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what  happened. "Well,"
said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful
light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates
of heaven.
St.Peter approached us and said that we  were all too young to die, and said
that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth. So of course pulled
out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was  back
here." "Thats's amazing!" said the one of the doctors, "But what happened to
the other two?" "Last I  saw them," replied  the American,  "the Scot was
haggling over the price and the
Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his."
 
 
 

Sorry no more Canadian jokes