One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub
together. They proceeded to  each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as they
were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their
pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and
continued drinking it as if nothing happened. The Canadian
picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking  it over the pint,
yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!!!"
 
 
 

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