An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander.)  He went to
the neurosurgeon and  asked, Is there anything you can do to me that would
make me into a Newfie?".
"Sure it's easy." replied the  neurosurgeon. "All I have
to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie."
The Ontarian was very pleased, and immediately underwent  the operation.
However, the  neurosurgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of
the patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's
brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the
patient's bed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic. As soon as the
patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him "I'm  terribly sorry,
but there was a ghastly accident.
Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidently cut out 2/3 of your
brain." The patient replied "Qu'est-ce que vous  avez dit, monsieur?"
 
 

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