A man decides to have a party and invites lots of people, telling them to
bring their friends. On the invitation he put, "Themed Party - Come as a
On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to
see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his
chest. He says to the guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you
come as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy". The host replies,
"Brilliant, come on in and have a drink".
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
see a woman covered in a pink bodystocking with a feather boa wrapped round
her most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what
emotion have you come as?" And she replies, "I'm tickled pink". The host
says, "I love it, come on in and join the party".
A couple of minutes later the doorbell rings for the third time, and the
host opens the door to see two guys, both stark naked, one with his penis
stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis stuck in a pear.
The host is really shocked and says, "Christ, guys, what the hell are you
doing? You could get arrested for standing like that out here in the
What emotion is this supposed to be?"
The first guy replies, (in a heavy Bronx accent) "Well, I'm fucking
disgusted, and my friend here has come in despair."