Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the police asked, what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know, I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know I'm in here."
The police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing, I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire.