I'm hungry=I'm hungry I'm sleepy=I'm sleepy I'm tired=I'm tired Do you want to go to a movie?=I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner?=I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime?=I'd eventually like to have sex with you May I have this dance?=I'd eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress!=Nice cleavage! You look tense... let me give you a massage=I'd like to grope you What's wrong?=I don't see why you're making such a big deal out ofthis What's wrong?=What meaningless, self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? What's wrong?=I guess sex is out of the question tonight I'm bored=Do you want to have sex? I love you=Let's have sex right now I love you, too=OK I said it! We'd better have sex now! Yes, I like the way you cut your hair=I liked it better the way it was before Yes, I like the way you cut your hair=$50 and it looks about the same as it did before Let's talk=I'm trying to impress you by showing you I'm a deep person and maybe then you'll have sex with me Will you marry me?=I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys (While shopping)Yes, I really like that one=Just pick any dress and let's get out of here I don't think that blouse and skirt go well together=I'm gay
Yes = No No=Yes Maybe=No I'm sorry=You'll be sorry We need=I want It's your decision=The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want=You'll pay for this later We need to talk=I need to complain Sure... go ahead!=I don't want you to I'm not upset =Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly=You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight=Is sex all you ever think about? Lets be romantic and turn out the lights=I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient=I want a new house I want new curtains=... and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper Do you love me?=I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me=I did something today you're not going tolike I'll be ready in a minute=kick off your shoes and find a good game onTV Is my butt fat?=Tell me I'm beautiful You need to learn to communicate=Just agree with me! Are you listening to me?=Too late, you're dead! Was that the baby?=Please get out of bed and walk him 'til he's asleep I'm not yelling=Yes I am yelling because I think this is important!