This Irish joke section is kindly contributed by Chris and Walter from San Francisco (ie I will not be held responsible!):
An American tourist was boasting to an Irishman how advanced the Americans are. "Gee, we've even put a man on the moon." "That's nothing," replied the Irishman,"we're going to put a man on the sun." "Don't be stupid," said the American," "he'll fry before he even gets there." "Oh no, he won't. We're sending him at night."
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