Clinton walks into a restaurant and is seated in one of the booths.
All the waitresses are knock-down gorgeous.
A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table... She asked: "What would you like, Mr. President?"
Clinton looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers: "A quickie."
The waitress stomps off in total disgust.
After she regains her composure she returns and asks again: "What would you like, Mr. President?"
Again Clinton thoroughly checks her out and again answers: "A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A Secret Service agent, sitting at the next table, leans over and whispers, "Um, Mr. President, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE'."