TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
1: You can GET chocolate.
2: "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3: Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4: You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5: You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6: You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7: If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8: Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being
called nasty names.
9: The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10: You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11: You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12: You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13: With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14: Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15: You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16: Good chocolate is easy to find.
17: You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18: You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19: When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20: With chocolate size doesn't matter.