SHE WAS SO BLONDE... ----------------------------------------- She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. She tried to drown a fish. She tripped over a cordless phone. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate". She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK". She sat on the tv and watched the couch. If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. At the bottom of the application where it says"sign here", she put "Sagittarius". She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless. She studied for a blood test - and failed. She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. She sold the car for gas money. When she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got16 friends. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. She took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.